I was born as the first lot of my mother, there were eight of us. I was the smallest, but I got the name Calamity Jane - I do not know why Calamity, as I was such a nice little black hill. Well, what would you say, can someone below two moths start to be naughty? No, she can't.
I was taken from my mother at the age of two months. It was my new mistress wish, because they were all at home on Christmas, when they brought me home and they could take care of me as much as possible. They brought me in the evening and gave me such a big pillow, so that I could lay in it like in a nest. Certainly not! I found already on the journey that my mistress was totally fond of me, so why not to use it. I slept on my mistress' belly the first night, she did not sleep much, but she would not wake mi up. Well, the next night they already allotted me the pillow and insisted I slept on it. But with my mistress in her room, so we both made a compromise and we were satisfied.
I have not mentioned that I was awaited, not with much warm welcome, by a friend Candy. She looked like my mum but she ran away whenever I came closer. She was not happy about me. Than also Chicco, who was glad to see me. But only before he realized that I was the same size at the age of two months but at the age of three I was two head bigger already, which I started to use in our games. He did not want to play that much, then, I do not know why.
That time I was placed outside the house to Candy. I had my own cannel, large open space and a friend, who realized, that we would have to be there together and decided to accept my existence. So I grew quickly, I am becoming a beautiful young lady, deserving name Calamity (torn mat in the cannel, several times hole in the fence and so). But it will be better once - my mistress hopes - so why take her illusions.

I have celebrated my first birthday. I am a big girl, so big as Candy is. And they say that I will be still bigger. Well, maybe not so much. I have been through an interesting grow. I was beautiful, regular and hairy Then I started to lose hair, so they put my hair off and I looked funny. This would be still o.k. Then there was another growth, unfortunately not regular, so that the back legs grew a bit earlier and the front legs followed some time after. I did not eat much, either, and I was a leggy thin monster. In the end the legs went o.k. and my mistress, given advice of other experienced people, started to cook. She stuffed me in any possible way and I have to acknowledge that my rigs are not visible from several meters, like it was before. Also my hair keeps growing well, it has been the right time, there will soon be winter. I know, that my mistress wanted to have a noble and gentle little girl but I fell this will is not my problem, I am Calamity…
We form a good twins with Candy, we chase each other and play various cheeky tricks. Candy always reminds me of the fact that she is the leader. I like to hunt and, unlike Candy, I do not stop at the beginning of the forest but I continue the chase. My mistress is not much happy about it. But who would resist a running hare or deer…. We also go for exhibitions. Well, it is fairly o.k., especially when we can have fun with the others. I like various meetings and I always look forward my friend Randis. She is nicknamed Swedish terrorist - we all know why. As well as everyone knows, why I got the nickname Calamity…